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      Next Sat Show: What are some cool stoner/ cannabis friendly jobs? Not just budtender and grower…let’s go deep! And yes Grambo, we know you’ve already won with ‘Zamboni driver”. Help me out in the comments!

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      • Personally I have been stoned at all my jobs. Barista, pipeline diver, Hvac tech. All much better when stoned.

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          My very first job was at a Donut Shop! That was when I thought everything could be done better high. Unfortunately, that brain lift you get comes with motor skills malfunctioning sometimes. Think I got fired for dumping a tray of eclairs or something. Fun while it lasted. And no, you never get sick of donuts. Another good one was selling mattresses. If you were too fucked up and close to the store, you had multiple 5000 dollar mattresses to choose from. Took a couple girls back from the bar. Really hope nobody here got a floor model in Charlottesville, Va in the early 2000’s! And yes that was me passed out, front window curled up with the oversized pink cancer promo “Serta” Sheep on your way to the “Starbucks” in the same complex. And the job itself was tits. Made crazy money actually, personal computer to do whatever on, PlayStation, and the multiple cheap rc cars and helicopters we got from the next door “Radio Shack.” They got played with when the store was empty. Damn I never should have quit that job. I did have some success selling Hi. Was hit and miss though cause never had much of a choice in herb back then… Sold “ John Elway a mattress for his daughter going to UVA. That was kinda cool… I used to put dumb fun facts on my business card so people would hang on to them. Shit like “I cry at weddings” or when I was a kid I ate dirt…” You know I had “Beducator” as my title…

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          • I’m currently an event planner. Have a decent grow going at my office and a seeding space for breeding in our company garden. Looking to incorporate cannabis in the business soon 🤙🏽

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            • Id tell ya, but id be looking over my shoulder the rest of my life!

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              • Construction, as long as you can handle yourself appropriately, but I’ve met more stoners in the trades than any other field that’s not directly cannabis related.

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                • Living in a world of OSHA VIOLATIONS! Best when they are traveling construction. We used to f some air bnbs up…

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                • I want a job in the industry. Currently I am a production operations engineer with Meta.

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                  • I think Oklahoma just required bud tenders to get certified which should cause some type of raise increase being that the pool of availables will be smaller. I just want my foot in the door somewhere because I’m tired of jobs I have zero passion for.

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                    • I’ve been wondering for years why people are not talking about trimming jobs. A good trimmer that takes their job seriously and gets the technique down. Can do really well if they’re paid by the pound. And they do better paid by the hour. So what if it’s boring grow up. Put on a book or music. Take pride in it, I get good at it a lot of the rec places here use independent trimming business that go from Wherehouse to Wherehouse.

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                      • I have managed multiple big box automotive service districts, engineered produced and played music, and now I manufacture and build 80’s hotrod guitar clones. I’m looking for something practical in the cannabis industry that would challenge me and my talents with numbers and logistics. Until something pops up, I’ll continue to manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

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                        • I’ve been high 99% of the time at any job I’ve ever had. Yea a few it got me fired but more didn’t give a shit. Great for employers, justifiable to pay less and an easy excuse to get rid of you for any reason. Don’t be like me and live at work too. It’s not good for your mental health.

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                        • I personally can’t smoke at work,only off hours, but I’ve always thought being a Farmer would be smoke friendly 🙃 🤔 😅

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                          • Our roofing union hall doesn’t drug test cause they’d never have anyone to work…

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                            • Blockbuster clerk

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                              • Food truck. We have a local one “Let’s Get Fried”.

                                • Carnival worker.

                                    • Fishin’ boat captain/smuggler.

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                                      • This “part time podcast host” thing I’ve got going on seems like a pretty sweet gig. 😉 Hanging out with a cool community and talking about fun gardening stuff! Smokin weed and having fun with my friends every Friday! Living the dream and very grateful! 🙂

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                                        • Music!😉👍🤘

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                                          • Fuq you I’m so jealous. I can’t sing and auto tune came out too late for my ass… Awesome though

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                                          • Jiffy lube dnt test for cannabis but they test for everything else lol.

                                            • Home Depot doesn’t require a drug test unless you run equipment. It’s easy to climb the ladder so to speak in a couple of years, and lots of associates smoke. In Colorado at least

                                            • Friendly neighborhood dealer

                                              • There advertising for the bud smoking brings out all kinds cool creative ideals but a cook who makes infused food I think soud be pretty stoned just from testing to see what his food or eatables

                                                • Construction for sure… I was a welder for a few years and that was the best. From sitting down for hours fabricating small parts to structural welding laying down 4-5 ft beads at a time. Watching the steel melt and come together is very cool, even if you’re not high. My other favorite job was working security at a windshield factory. I was the night guard and the only person on the property my entire shift. Knowing where all of the cameras were made it possible to get baked while doing my outside rounds. 😂

                                                  • Baker. Get baked while baking delicious treats. That was enough to make me look like a morning person for a few years.

                                                    • Pizza delivery guy was pretty cool. Two in one delivery service if ya know what I mean. Pretty convenient.

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                                                      • I know for a fact Walmart quit caring 95% of our staff smokes lol . You have to. To be able to tolerate this place

                                                        • Back in the day when I use to drive around a cleaning van with my neighbor we were high every hour of that job. Most jobs we were in the building while workers were gone. And who doesn’t like smoking and cleaning? I couldn’t count how many cleaning products we left behind though. Or how many times I went back to the van to grab something and totally forgot what I was getting in the first place. Rockstar drinks and weed kept us going lol. Miss those days

                                                          • The whole DGC. All cool stoners! How about a shout out to you all! 😁

                                                            • Not sure of the coolest. But I’m an ammonia refrigeration tech and breaking down a 400 HP compressor is much better stoned.

                                                              • Man I could use some help there. I’m in Florida and wanting to get into industry. It’s almost impossible to get an interview here even for the most basic job for a foot in the door.

                                                                • Propagator/liner grower for ornamentals.

                                                                  • Golf course grounds keeper

                                                                    • I’m a fabrication production lead here in VA. Does that matter really now days?