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      sunny posted an update

      5 months ago

      Sad, sad story, in my effort to have local friends, I reached out to an old girlfriend. I was so excited when she told me that her kid who has gone through horticulture school, and is 30 years old, has started a cooperative garden situation. So. get my little ass over there to see humans and also see what’s the scoop on the garden farm. Well…. I saw a lots of plants with a lot of bug bites! So I go tell this green pea, little squirt, insect netting! Life-changing! Game changer, people come on! Well, this little squirt blew me off harder than Monica Lewinsky. Mark my words, people, mark my fucking words… He will not be in business this time next year. It’s hard enough to get people to spend more on produce. They are much less likely to want to buy stuff when there is holes. Doesn’t anyone pay attention to the beauty of my cabbage? sometimes I just lose all interest in people due to the blatant disregard for common sense. Anyhow, that’s what I’ve been up to in the real world lol. Growing vegetables without bugs on them and trying to push my insect netting message to all of these real life people. Turns out that’s even more frustrating than trying to get online people to use it. Also, turns out, that I don’t get lonely and desperate for humans really at all. I was really hoping that I would tune in to real life more if I tuned out to online. Are you jive turkeys are still the best group of people I have met. At least in the last 20 years or so. Honestly, probably my whole life. Maybe it’s because you guys don’t get a chance to really know me enough to block me on your devices. Ha ha, ha ha ha. Whatever my cabbage is fucking boss.

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      • You have the best cabbage Sunny. Screw that millennial punk. I hope rabbits and deer visit his garden. Dick.

        • @desertdude317 All I can do is lead by example lol. And I guess I could appreciate that. This keeps me at the top of my game. When the competition refuses Any of the advantages.

        • herb_hermit (edited)

          Yeah I’m a younger primate myself and 100% pure loaner, especially since i quit the drinking. I was overwhelmingly relieved the moment I found the DGC it’s the only thing I’ve ever actually become a paid subscriber too. It’s growers such as yourself and the rest of the crew, that help and guide me on my journey to becoming a better grower and a better person. So…….keep that shit up, because there are a few of us in my generation that appreciate every bit of knowledge we can pluck from your brain vines ✌️

        • @Sunny … If I were to ever do outdoor cannabis again, I’d a 100% take your advice on the netting.