Raw Cannabis, Urine drug test.

  • Raw Cannabis, Urine drug test.

    Posted by melonfarmer on April 16, 2025 at 3:52 pm

    Would eating raw cannabis cause you to fail a piss test?

    I have to piss clean in a few weeks so I’m abstaining (pray for me over 4/20) from smoking and edibles. But I’d like to continue putting fresh leaves in my smoothies in the mornings.

    I’m not sure how the tests work or if THCA and other potential cannabinoids would show up on the test.

    Now that I’m thinking about it, would CBD even show up? Or just THC degradates?

    Cheers

    melonfarmer replied 3 weeks, 3 days ago 8 Members · 15 Replies
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  • Sir Coughs A Lot

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    April 16, 2025 at 4:09 pm
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    I’m high so let’s get this straight you give up smoking and edibles but you draw the line with your smoothie😂😂😂 must be one hell of a smoothie. Good luck with your test let us know how it goes🤞

    • melonfarmer

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      April 16, 2025 at 5:03 pm
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      I’m not continuing the practice ATM. Just curious.

      It is good though 😂. Weed, peanut butter, banana, berries. It’s good shit.

    • melonfarmer

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      April 16, 2025 at 5:08 pm
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      For the record I get a lot of relief from stress, anxiety and anger issues from raw cannabis. I love getting high too but I feel like raw works best, for me, if I still need to function. THC can spin me out if I don’t maintain a high tolerance.

      • melonfarmer

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        April 16, 2025 at 5:12 pm
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        My routine was 50-100mg (estimated dose) RSO gummie in the AM, go to the gym, then come home for a raw canna smoothie before going about my day. Then joints all night. It’s a tough life.

    • TrashBandit

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      April 19, 2025 at 7:00 am
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      CDB doesn’t show up on D.T.s but some CBD products can give off a slight THC marker. Living in N.C. where it is still illegal, I have seen many people who smoke CBD and barely pop positive for THC. They don’t smoke pot or dabs with THC content. I myself personal have used detox drinks to mask my THC level in my urine. It basically is nothing more than just straight up watering down your pee at a high level. But chronic smokers won’t be able to mask the large amount of THC with just water. I’ve used someone else’s clean pee a lot. I’ve had several friends with “Mr. Whizzinator” fake dongs w/ fake pee to use on D.T.s, and I have heard of a single failed test from any of them. All in all. Mr. Whizzinator would be best option just for concealment and shelf life. Stay high DGC!

  • purp-terp-pheno-god

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    April 17, 2025 at 3:36 am
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    Why not just get one of those fake pee set ups? They are only like 40-50 bucks. You have to decide if smoking is worth 50 bucks. I used to buy the 3 pack for 100 and keep a couple in my car, just in case. I was a crane operator who got randomed. They worked every time. ✌️

    • melonfarmer

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      April 17, 2025 at 5:21 am
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      Nice! I’ll have a look but it was time for a T-break anyway and I don’t want to risk it. I’m really just curious about the science.

    • kal218

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      April 18, 2025 at 6:38 am
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      Got caught using one. The DoT inspection guy staring at my dick while I took an exposed UA after the first one wasn’t warm enough was quite the experience 🤣. I didn’t end up getting that job. 10 years of solid smoking it would probably take me 6 months to be clean. Wish I had that kinda luck!

      • melonfarmer

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        April 18, 2025 at 3:30 pm
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        Oh man. That would be weird, hahaha. “Oops, sorry about the splashing! Oh yeah, I DO eat a lot of asparagus!”

    • ChomeFactory

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      April 18, 2025 at 11:52 am
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      I think crane operators and heavy equipment operators need to train on weed and work while high. Gives you better focus.

      • melonfarmer

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        April 18, 2025 at 3:35 pm
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        All depends on the person, I think. When I keep my tolerance high I could drive around with a big fat joint hanging out of my mouth, no problem. But I’ve been off it a couple of weeks and I think a half gram joint would have me hallucinating 😂

        But if you work better when high then who are they to tell you not to? You know your body.

  • FukYooPeiMei

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    April 18, 2025 at 3:56 pm
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    Raw cannabis needs to combust to translate to the. Eat raw cannabis is only going to give you a possible stomach ache.

    • melonfarmer

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      April 18, 2025 at 4:01 pm
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      Maybe it’s a placebo, but I swear I feel good after doing it. No buzz like when smoked, just a warm glow and a smile. No stomach aches either.

  • ryan003

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    April 19, 2025 at 6:20 am

    https://thewhizzinator.com/

    • melonfarmer

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      April 19, 2025 at 3:54 pm
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      This is one of my favourite stories of Scotties. The Whizzinator ad on the Aeroplane.

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